Blowout Blooper 1 of...

...probably too many to count. 

I had an orthodontist appointment the other day. My permanent retainer broke, so I was getting fitted for another one. Danny was sitting in my lap in the dentist chair giving all the ladies googly eyes when I felt a wet explosion. And I was wearing white.

I had to wrap Danny in a couple of those dentist bibs so we could finish the appointment. "Breathe through your nose," said the orthodontist as she took impressions of my mouth, something that kind of makes me gag on a good day. Where will I be and what will I be doing when the next blowout strikes?? His onesie says it all...

What's underneath him was too gross to photograph